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• HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!
• The elderly woman accidentally dropped her handkerchief as she put some coins into the beggar's cup.
  He gallantly stooped to pick it up. "Why you're not blind!...
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• Bill Gates is at this party and it lasts to past 1am and like all computer people who stay up late he gets hungry.
  He says, "Hey! How about us calling out for pizza?...
• On a trip to San Francisco, I dropped my wallet. Instead of picking it up, I kicked it back across the bridge .
  .....
• The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
  At her apartment door, he suddenly said "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?...
• EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES Come now, don’t any of you baby boomers remember having your childhood feet x-rayed at the shoe store?
  It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....
• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....
• Our old friend Ed (the Texas Aggie) and his life-long buddy, Earl, went huntin' one day.
  They was walkin' through the woods when Earl decided to relieve himself behind a bush....