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• Old Mother Hubbord went to the cubbord to get her poor daughter a dre
  When she got there the cubbard was bare and so was her daughter, I guess....
• The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
  She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....
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  Naturally, he sought refuge at the nearest farm house....
• PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE WOMEN by: Daniel J.
  Salomon Department of Computer Science, University of Waterloo Waterloo, Ontario, Canada N2L 3G1 There are so many programming languages available that it can be very difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you....
• Mother to her daughter: "Why does the tablecloth you just put on the table have the word `truth' written on it?
  Daughter: "Because I want to turn the table into a truth table!...
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• I just LOVE quoting!!!
• Pass the beans please!! Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her....