My old friend Roy Rodgers once got himself a brand new
pair of cowboy boots.They were beautiful!! Out on the
plains camping once,a huge mountain lion crept into
Roy's camp and chewed up Roy's new cowboy boots!Roy was
furious,and decided to never rest until he had revenged
himself upon the ornery mountain lion! Finally he had
the critter in the sights of his rifle!Bang!!-one dead
mountain lion! Heading back into town with the dead
animal slung across his horse,a friend approached him
and sang: Pardon me Roy, But is that the cat That chewed
your new shoes?
pair of cowboy boots.They were beautiful!! Out on the
plains camping once,a huge mountain lion crept into
Roy's camp and chewed up Roy's new cowboy boots!Roy was
furious,and decided to never rest until he had revenged
himself upon the ornery mountain lion! Finally he had
the critter in the sights of his rifle!Bang!!-one dead
mountain lion! Heading back into town with the dead
animal slung across his horse,a friend approached him
and sang: Pardon me Roy, But is that the cat That chewed
your new shoes?
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