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  So the woman said to her husband, "Dear, go to the doctor tomorrow and ask him how we can have sex....
• An elderly woman walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhatten Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand.
  She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $...
• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• Greetings. Must tell you about my uncle Bill who went to Hollywood to get a job in the movies.
  Bill finally got his big break and was chosen to play a part in a western....
• A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
  The father asked him the nature of this - to which he replied "While my wife was bending over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her....
• Pass the beans please!! Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....