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  After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep....
• After the third murder in as many months of residents of the fourth floor of the dormitory, Sherlock Holmes was called in the case.
  In each death the body of a student had been discovered the next morning crushed and covered with tire marks....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
• PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC ARIES Dear God, please give me patience.
  .. and could you do it right now? TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick....
• From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
  Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten off the ground if Alexander Graham Bell's first call had gone ....
• The Luck Of The Irish Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
  Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya....
• Bill Gates is at this party and it lasts to past 1am and like all computer people who stay up late he gets hungry.
  He says, "Hey! How about us calling out for pizza?...