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• Nanosecond,Used to measure a Womans attention span.
• A young boy dressed in a pirate costume rang the doorbell of an elderly womans home.
  The woman being mostly lonely tried to make conversation with the young lad by saying, "My what a cute pirate costume....
• This woman decides to buy a new cupboard that you have to assemble yourself.
  Back home she reads the instructions carefully and assembles the cupboard in the bedroom....
• After a saturday night out, a guy comes home bringing a new 'acquaintance' with him.
  The guy opens the door and leads his female companion into the living room....
• Yes," replied the gentleman. "Then for my second wish, I wished to always have a beautiful woman companion.
• That wish definitely came true," said the bartender admiring the gentleman's blond companion.
  What was your third wish?...
• Home, home and deranged....
• Home Sweet Home
• Dave Barry's home away from home.