A young boy dressed in a pirate costume rang the doorbell of an elderly womans home.

A young boy dressed in a pirate costume rang the doorbell of
an elderly womans home. The woman being mostly lonely tried
to make conversation with the young lad by saying, "My what a
cute pirate costume... and where are your fellow buccaneers?"
The boy was not amused and in fact was put out by this question
since he was being held up so he simply replied, "There under
my buccing hat!"