Q: Did you hear that Ronald McDonald was arrested?
A: He tried to stick his big mac in Wendy's hot and juicy.
A: He tried to stick his big mac in Wendy's hot and juicy.
Related:
- What did Wendy say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants?
"Where's the beef... - Q: How do you know when you're being mooned by Ronald McDonald?
A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns... - Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day
on Coney Island,
when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato... - JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES
Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing... - Q: Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel?
A:
He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller... - Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's
10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long,
thin tail. 9. The kid serving you has grill marks... - Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.... - Top Ten Signs a Mafia Boss is Nuts
10. Keeps ordering hits on "that bas*^% Al Capone"
9.
Had a guy whacked because he thought he was working...
From the same category:
- How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand
the instructions.
Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if... - A pilot and a blind guy went up in an airplane. Unfortunately,
the pilot had a heart attack and died. The blind guy... - A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler
in the 23rd Century.
Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future... - A newfie gets married one day. He goes home to his mother the next
day and declares that he's getting a divorce.
His mother asks him why and he says "she is a virgin"... - Hi, this is ______________...I'm not here anymore because I've
committed suicide-
so if it's about any money I owe you, I'll see you...
