"I think feminists have a point. I think there OUGHT to be a
'spokesperson'. I think there OUGHT to be a 'chairperson'. But
sometimes, they go to far. Thay want me to call that thing in
the street a 'personhole'. People would look up and see the
'person in the moon'. And what would a 'lady's man' be? A
'persons's person'? That would make a 'he-man' an 'it-person'.
And these are the things you would be hearing about on 'Late
Night with David Letterperson'....