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• How many northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None of your f---ing business and have a nice day....
• Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many people from California does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs....
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
• How many television evangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Television evangelists screw in motel rooms....
• Q: How many supply-side economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
• Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. It turned itself in.