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• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....
• How many supply-siders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never *was* any light bulb....
• How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• How many Vanna Whites does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. A dead bulb won't light up.
• How many assholes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Assholes never see the light anyway....