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• Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "None of your %@$!^# business!
• Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Californians does it take to screw a litebulb? -None- they screw on beaches.
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None of your fucking business.
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
• Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A1:None of your damn business! A2:50. 50? Yeah, 50! It's in the contract....
• Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A1: None of your damn business! A2: 50, 50? Yeah 50, it's in the contract....