A man was out for a walk one day and on his travels he wandered
through a farm. Strangely, he saw a pig with a wooden leg!
This intrigued him so much he found the farmer and quizzed him
about it.
"This be no ordinary pig" said the farmer. "For example, only two
days ago there was a fire in the chicken shed when I was away
from the farm. The pig noticed this and immediately went and let
all the chickens out into the yard. He then phoned for the fire
brigade and came straight back to hold the fire until they
arrived!"
"And a few weeks ago, I was driving my tractor down a steep hill,
when I lost control and the vehicle overturned - knocking me
unconscious! The pig saw this, phoned for the ambulance and then
rushed to the tractor and pulled me clear of the cab just before
it set on fire."
The framer was just about to launch into another tale when the
man said "Yes yes, but what about the wooden leg?"
"Well" said the farmer "when you've got an pig as good as that,
you don't eat it all at once!"
through a farm. Strangely, he saw a pig with a wooden leg!
This intrigued him so much he found the farmer and quizzed him
about it.
"This be no ordinary pig" said the farmer. "For example, only two
days ago there was a fire in the chicken shed when I was away
from the farm. The pig noticed this and immediately went and let
all the chickens out into the yard. He then phoned for the fire
brigade and came straight back to hold the fire until they
arrived!"
"And a few weeks ago, I was driving my tractor down a steep hill,
when I lost control and the vehicle overturned - knocking me
unconscious! The pig saw this, phoned for the ambulance and then
rushed to the tractor and pulled me clear of the cab just before
it set on fire."
The framer was just about to launch into another tale when the
man said "Yes yes, but what about the wooden leg?"
"Well" said the farmer "when you've got an pig as good as that,
you don't eat it all at once!"
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