Honest ocifiscer, it followed me home! A man went to a party and had too much to drink.

Honest ocifiscer, it followed me home!

A man went to a party and had too much to drink. His friends plead
with him to let them take him home. He said no, he only lived a mile
away. About five blocks from party the police pull him over for weaving
and asked him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he
started, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place
in a house just a block away. The police told the party animal to stay
put, they will be right back - and they run down the street to the
robbery.
The guy waited and waited; finally decided to drive home. When he got
there, he tole his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might
come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. "X"
lived there and his wife confirmed. They ask to see him and she replied
that he was in bed with the flu and has been so there day. The police
displayed his driver's license.
They ask to see his car and she asked why. They insist on seeing his
car, so she took them to the garage and opened the door where they
find...

...the police car.