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  Fuck off!" "Sister!" the Mother Superior said sharply, "There is no need for such language....
• The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.
  The whole class chorused "Good Morning". "Hi, you are freshmen aren't you?...
• There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.
  She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said "What brand of condoms to you prefer ma'am....
• THE DEFINITION OF EGO An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
  She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out of reach....
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor.
  After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them...
• Propose to the victim a co-ordination test, and tell him that it has been taken by the brightest people around you (quote some scores!
  ). You sit in front of the victim and put your palms about twelve inches apart....
• Greetings. Must tell you about my uncle Bill who went to Hollywood to get a job in the movies.
  Bill finally got his big break and was chosen to play a part in a western....
• After many years of marriage John was suddenly very ill.
  The doctors ran test after test but could not determine what was wrong....