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• Q: What's the diff between a pitbull humping your leg and a poodle humping your leg?
  A: The pitbull gets to finish....
• Q: What has four legs and one arm? A: A very happy pitbull.
• I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat it.
• Q: What do you do if a pitbull starts humping your leg? A: Fake an Orgasam!
• Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW What are you doing?
  !? The message is over,GO AWAY! What can you do for me?...
• Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
• Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
• A man in Paris was arrested and charged with fucking a dead woman.
  He hired a good lawyer and managed to get released....
• COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS: BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
  BAR CODE -- Them's the fight'n rules down to the local tavern....