Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent
itself into a weird position and was licking its balls. One man said, "Gee! I
wish I could do that."
The other man replied, "I think you better get to be friends first."
itself into a weird position and was licking its balls. One man said, "Gee! I
wish I could do that."
The other man replied, "I think you better get to be friends first."
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