Related:

• Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent itself into a weird position and was licking its balls.
  One man said, "Gee! I wish I could do that." The other man replied, "I think you better get to be friends first....
• OBJ. sign on the above bomb project, "Closed: Gone Fission"!
  Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission!...
• Man is in a bar with his dog watching the Cowboys play on TV.
  The 'Boys score a TD and the dog starts barking like crazy....
• Two typical Londen drunks having their beers at the bar in a pub.
  It's a London pub with a nice an cosy wallfire, a big carpet on the floor....
• Two dogs walking through the woods, both get caught in bear traps.
  One dog says, "We need to chew off a leg to get loose....
• These two Aggies were standing on a corner next to an old stray dog.
  All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls....
• THE CIVIL SERVANT'S DOG ----------------------- Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
  The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw....