An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her
cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with
my wife. You two have alot in common."
cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with
my wife. You two have alot in common."
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