A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When
she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on
account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed even more
amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.
She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in
such a manner. His reply was "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help
noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming
soon: The Gold Dust Twins." Then she moved under one that read "Sloans
Liniments remove swelling." I was even more amused when she sat under a
shaving advertisement which read "Williams Stick Did the Trick."
I could not control myself any longer when she sat under an advertisement
which read "Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident."
He won the case.
she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on
account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed even more
amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.
She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in
such a manner. His reply was "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help
noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming
soon: The Gold Dust Twins." Then she moved under one that read "Sloans
Liniments remove swelling." I was even more amused when she sat under a
shaving advertisement which read "Williams Stick Did the Trick."
I could not control myself any longer when she sat under an advertisement
which read "Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident."
He won the case.
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