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  The monkey picked up the peanut, stuck it in his ass, pulled it out, and ate it....
• Don't monkey with my daggit.
• Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces.
• Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
• Once upon a time, an elephant was walking through the jungle.
  Unfortunately, he walked right into a pool of quicksand....
• Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
• If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
• A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
• Fanatic: Can't change his mind; won't change the subject.