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• How many hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Huh? You mean it's dark in here?
• Q:" How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" A fish.
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....
• Q:" How many Nebraskans does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" What's a light bulb?
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• Q: How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub....