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• Q: How many hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Zero. Nobody knew they were there.
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None ... ("Thats all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. ("Thats all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. ("That's all right, I'll just sit here in the dark.")...
• Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• Q:" How many I.U. students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" You ever wonder why it's so dark in Bloomington?...
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  - None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!...
• Q:" How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, they like Danzig in the dark....