Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "Go to hell" in such a way
that
he looks forward to the trip.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who? Acid down and be quiet.
Ammmonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia bird in a gilded cage.
Barbara. Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...?
Barry. Barry who? Barry me not on the lone prairie.
Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Dennis. Dennis who? Dennis, anyone?
Dwaine. Dwaine who? Quick, dwain the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Egypt. Egypt who? Egypt me and I want my mummy back!
The invisble man. Well, tell him I can't see him.
Irish stew. Irish stew who? Irish stew in the name of the law.
You're a lady. You're a lady who? I didn't know you could yodel.
that
he looks forward to the trip.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who? Acid down and be quiet.
Ammmonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia bird in a gilded cage.
Barbara. Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...?
Barry. Barry who? Barry me not on the lone prairie.
Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Dennis. Dennis who? Dennis, anyone?
Dwaine. Dwaine who? Quick, dwain the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Egypt. Egypt who? Egypt me and I want my mummy back!
The invisble man. Well, tell him I can't see him.
Irish stew. Irish stew who? Irish stew in the name of the law.
You're a lady. You're a lady who? I didn't know you could yodel.
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Who's there?
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