Knock Knock Who's There? Little Old Lady Little Old Lady Who?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "Go to hell" in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who? Acid down and be quiet....
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
3 old ladies Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful....
Little old lady at US immigration. OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion?
(Pause for thought) LITTLE OLD LADY: Violence, I think....
Three old ladies were sitting around a table. The first say
I'm getting so forgetful- this morning I was standing at the top of the stairs and I couldn't remember whether I was going down or had just come up....
(knock, knock) "Who's there?" "A polish thief.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
A nice young worker from Australia Post ( yes they do exist ), was sorting through her regular envelopes, when she discovered a letter addressed as follow
GOD c/o Heaven Upon opening the envelope, a letter enclosed told of how a little old lady who had never asked for anything in her life, was desperately in need of $...