No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep!

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• No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No!
  Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE...
• And this is the sound the aliens made..
  " (BEEP...
• beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
  Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your...
• BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline
  System...
• You have reached the number you have dialed.
  Please leave a message after the beep...
• ordinary message ending with a recorded BEEP and then silence for a few seconds:
  HAHAHA Fooled you, here comes the real BEEP <real...
• You know what to do at the
  tone."...
• Beep! Invalid Input.
  I take only cash......
• I like to leave messages *before*
  the beep...