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• The last sound that it made was "Zap"!
• beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
  Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
• Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
• No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No!
  Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!...
• imitating Mr. Rogers] "Hello. I'm in the Magic Kingdom right now, so I can't come to the phone.
  Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
• Background: Something spacy, like "A Saucerful Of Secrets" by Pink Floyd.
  ) (Try to sound like Carl Sagan.) Who are you? Where do you come from?...
• This is an answerin' machine, this machine is designed to take full advantage of its numerous capabilities.
  Please say what you wanted to talk about and why did ya call me anyhow?...
• Great. First the white man, now aliens.