"Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a
message and if we like it we will return your call".
message and if we like it we will return your call".
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - with a kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" in the background.
] "Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call... - At the sound of the tone, you will be charged $10 for the first
minute and $2 for each additional minute.
Please leave your name, phone number and a message... - Theme from "Indiana Jones" in the background.]
You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
We can't come to the phone right now, because we're... - Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message,
please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your... - The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's
speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device...
From the same category:
- How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the... - One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to
before.
On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the... - Cows -
a bovine experience... - How many men does it take to clean a toilet?
None,
it's women's work... - How many tourists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions...
