At The Sound Of The Tone, You Will Be Charged $10 For The First Minute And $
"At the sound of the tone, you will be charged $10 for the first
minute and $2 for each additional minute. Please leave your name, phone
number and a message. You may call as often as you wish."
Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $
.95 per minute! Please leave your credit card number at the tone......
Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG... E
o diplomats are able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name, telephone number, and short description of secrets you wish to sell....
US Army Official Voice Mail Message Thank you for calling the United States Army.
I'm sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged....
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. [sound effec
Heeeeee-YAH!, smashing box of kleenex] But this method doesn't work with a telephone call....