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• This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word.
  Today's word is acetylcholinesterase {or clitoris, or scaphoid, or arrhenotky...}...
• The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word!
• The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word
• There's no such word as FAIL in my vocabulary!
• Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's not here right now
  but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession at the tone, he'll get back to you with absolution as soon as possible....
• Annoying flute music in background) Good day, Jim.
  Your contact, [insert name], is not available right now....
• Thanks for calling Dial-An-Asshole. Right now, all our assholes are busy.
  After the tone, leave your name and number, and we'll have an asshole return your call as soon as possible....
• Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence
• Marriage is not a word but a sentence.