Some small-time crooks decided that people were so stupid that they would
accept 18 dollar bills if somebody gave then any. So they carefully made
some plates and printed some up, and went to a small town to try them out.
They got up to a shopkeeper and talked for awhile, then casually said "Say,
can you give me change for an 18 dollar bill?" "Sure" said the old
shopkeeper. "What would you like, three 6's or two 9's?"
accept 18 dollar bills if somebody gave then any. So they carefully made
some plates and printed some up, and went to a small town to try them out.
They got up to a shopkeeper and talked for awhile, then casually said "Say,
can you give me change for an 18 dollar bill?" "Sure" said the old
shopkeeper. "What would you like, three 6's or two 9's?"
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