The "Bridge Scene", from STAR TREK V.V: CAPTAIN KIRK AND THE
HOLY GRAIL...
OLD MAN: Stop! He who would cross the Bridge Of Death, must
answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
What... is your name?
KIRK: Captain James T. Kirk, of the United Star Ship Enterprise.
OLD MAN: What... is your quest?
KIRK: To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and
new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!
OLD MAN: What... is your favorite color?
KIRK: Green.
OLD MAN: Pass...
REDSHIRT: That's _easy_!
OLD MAN: Halt! What... is your name?
REDSHIRT: Crewman Smith.
OLD MAN: What... is your quest?
REDSHIRT [in a bored voice]: To explore strange new worlds, to
seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where
no man has gone before.
OLD MAN: What... is the corrosive ingredient in Romulan Ale?
REDSHIRT: Um... ah... I don't know - AIIIIIIIGGGHHH!
SPOCK: Fascinating.
OLD MAN: Halt! What... is your name?
SPOCK: Spock.
OLD MAN: What... is your quest?
SPOCK: To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and
new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
OLD MAN: What... is the phase velocity of an oscillating subspace
transmission?
SPOCK: Amplitude modulated or frequency modulated?
OLD MAN: I don't know! AIIIIIIGGGHHH!
HOLY GRAIL...
OLD MAN: Stop! He who would cross the Bridge Of Death, must
answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
What... is your name?
KIRK: Captain James T. Kirk, of the United Star Ship Enterprise.
OLD MAN: What... is your quest?
KIRK: To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and
new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!
OLD MAN: What... is your favorite color?
KIRK: Green.
OLD MAN: Pass...
REDSHIRT: That's _easy_!
OLD MAN: Halt! What... is your name?
REDSHIRT: Crewman Smith.
OLD MAN: What... is your quest?
REDSHIRT [in a bored voice]: To explore strange new worlds, to
seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where
no man has gone before.
OLD MAN: What... is the corrosive ingredient in Romulan Ale?
REDSHIRT: Um... ah... I don't know - AIIIIIIIGGGHHH!
SPOCK: Fascinating.
OLD MAN: Halt! What... is your name?
SPOCK: Spock.
OLD MAN: What... is your quest?
SPOCK: To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and
new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
OLD MAN: What... is the phase velocity of an oscillating subspace
transmission?
SPOCK: Amplitude modulated or frequency modulated?
OLD MAN: I don't know! AIIIIIIGGGHHH!
Related:
- Hi Folks,
The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom
and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy... - Q: Why does Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?
A
He wants to go where no man has gone before... - Here is the /usr/pub directory;"
Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collection
of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if
At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will... - 20 Things That Never Happen in "Star Trek"
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1
The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field... - Bravely Bold Sir Redshirt
Beamed down from Enterprise
He was not afraid to die O Brave Sir Redshirt! He was... - We are prepared to help you escape from /usr/planet
but we need some help from you in return; You must... - The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them
people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like
cFS" or "-xb 250"). A swarthy individual approached... - LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and...
