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• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• Q: Why does Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling? A: He wants to go where no man has gone before.
• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
  of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
• YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception All your sentences begin with "what if" At Christma
  it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma Dilbert is your hero Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than someone else who is reading a John Grisham novel People groan at the party when you pick out the music The blinking 12...
• 20 Things That Never Happen in "Star Trek" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1.
  The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before....
• Bravely Bold Sir Redshirt Beamed down from Enterprise.
  He was not afraid to die O Brave Sir Redshirt! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways....
• We are prepared to help you escape from /usr/plane
  but we need some help from you in return; You must help free us from the tyranny...
• The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS" or "-xb 250").
  A swarthy individual approached the group, and thrust his face close to Kirk's....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....