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• A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
  The local drunk saw this and asked, "Say there, whatcha doin' with that pig?...
• So this lady walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
  A drunk at the bar looks up and says, "That's the ugliest pig I ever saw!...
• This drunk was sitting on a bar stool when this lady walked in carrying a duck under her arm.
  Drunk said, "Where'd you get that pig?" Lady said, "That's no pig, it's a duck....
• A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
  On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it....
• I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK
• Dirty Ernie got a duck for his birthday. He took it for walks every day and enjoyed having a pet.
  One day, Sleezy Suzy saw him walking the duck, and said, "Hey, I like your duck....
• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....
• Two canadians decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning, and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty hunting dog.
  Even with all conditions favorable for a good day, by day's end they headed home without a single duck!...