A certain professor was known for cracking vulgar jokes in class.
A group of girls never appreciated it. One day they decided to walk
out as soon as the professor started one of his dirty cracks. It
so happened the professor came to know about their plan. In the
class after a while, he started saying, "There is at present a dearth
of professional women in Paris ..." and our group of girls started
their walkout. The professor remarked, "Hey! Wait a minute! The
next flight to Paris doesn't leave until tomorrow morning!!!"
A group of girls never appreciated it. One day they decided to walk
out as soon as the professor started one of his dirty cracks. It
so happened the professor came to know about their plan. In the
class after a while, he started saying, "There is at present a dearth
of professional women in Paris ..." and our group of girls started
their walkout. The professor remarked, "Hey! Wait a minute! The
next flight to Paris doesn't leave until tomorrow morning!!!"
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