An old country gentleman and his wife were out driving one day,
when a police officer pulled him over. "What seems to be the
trouble young man?" asked the old gentleman. As the officer
said, "Excuse me sir, but didn't you notice your wife fell out
of the car back there?". To which the old gentleman exclaimed,
"Thank you son, I thought I went deaf!!!".
when a police officer pulled him over. "What seems to be the
trouble young man?" asked the old gentleman. As the officer
said, "Excuse me sir, but didn't you notice your wife fell out
of the car back there?". To which the old gentleman exclaimed,
"Thank you son, I thought I went deaf!!!".
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