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• Q:" How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many circus performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to go, "Ta da!...
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many bankers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Six - One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to (share) the experience....
• How many Mid-Westerner's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to change the light bulb, four to read the directions....
• How many poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle, and one to change the bulb....