How many Reaganists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to deny that the bulb is burned out, one to clarify the
denial "The bulb is really just dim", one to blame the bulb burning
out on the Carter-Mondale administration, one to blame the bulb
burning out on the Congress, one to ask for a constitutional amendment
that will prohibit bulbs burning out, one to replace the bulb with a
kerosene lamp, one to borrow money from the Japanese to pay for the
kerosene, one former Reaganist to lobby his old colleagues for a special
favor for the kerosene importer, one to cash the check for investing in
the kerosene importer, one to send the bill to the next generation.
Ten. One to deny that the bulb is burned out, one to clarify the
denial "The bulb is really just dim", one to blame the bulb burning
out on the Carter-Mondale administration, one to blame the bulb
burning out on the Congress, one to ask for a constitutional amendment
that will prohibit bulbs burning out, one to replace the bulb with a
kerosene lamp, one to borrow money from the Japanese to pay for the
kerosene, one former Reaganist to lobby his old colleagues for a special
favor for the kerosene importer, one to cash the check for investing in
the kerosene importer, one to send the bill to the next generation.
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