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• Q:" How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to try to put in the wrong lamp. One to replace the broken socket....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) One. 2) Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark....
• How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. 2) Only one....
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....