How many auto mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the
broken socket.
2) Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more
bulbs.
1) Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the
broken socket.
2) Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more
bulbs.
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