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• How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q:" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
• Q: How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
• Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. Thats a hardware problem. A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down....
• Q:" How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there never was any light bulb. Note: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984....
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb. Note...