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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
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  1) None. That's a hardware problem. 2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• Q:" How many (computer) programmers (or software engineers) does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, it's a hardware problem. "A:" None, they just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
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• How many consultants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
• Q:" How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
• Q:" How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  "A:" 1000 - One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
• Q:" How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....