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• Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A1:None of your damn business! A2:50. 50? Yeah, 50! It's in the contract....
• Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A1: None of your damn business! A2: 50, 50? Yeah 50, it's in the contract....
• Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None 'o yo' damn business! A': 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract....
• Q:" How many "Real Men" does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, "Real Men" aren't afraid of the dark. "A...
• Q:" How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None of your goddam business! "A:" Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None of your damn business! 2) Five. One to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....