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• How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They like Danzig in the dark....
• How many astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
• How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  - None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!...
• How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - They like to keep Ron in the dark....
• Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  A: None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• Q: How many White House staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. They like to keep Ronnie in the dark....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....