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• Q:" How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. "A:" Only one....
• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. A': Only one....
• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many auto mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the broken socket....
• How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. That's a hardware problem. 2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....