Q: Why Are Jewish Divorces So Expensive? A: They're Worth It.
Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive?
A: They're worth it.
Why does a Jewish divorce cost so much? It's worth it.
Q: Why are all Jewish men circumcised? A: Jewish women demand 10% off everything.
Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A: That's the Law of Spline Demand....
Lady goes to buy a pet. In store, sees a frog in a rosewood box, asks for the price.
"This frog is worth $4000, madam." "WHAT? Why is it so expensive?...
Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
Q: What is a Jewish dilemma? A: Free ham.
Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar.
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?
A: Because he left a residue at every pole. Q...
Why are synogoges round? So the jewish people have nowhere to run when they pass out the collection plate.
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