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• Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive? A: They're worth it.
• A CHINESE PERSON IS HAVING DINNER WITH HIS JEWISH FRIEND.
  AS BOTH ARE ABSORBED WITH THEIR MEAL, THE JEWISH FRIEND HAULS OFF AND BELTS HIS CHINESE FRIEND, KNOCKING HIM TO THE FLOOR....
• Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
  .. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
• Q: What is a Jewish dilemma? A: Free ham.
• Q:" How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None ... ("Thats all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. ("Thats all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. ("That's all right... I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...