One Weekend, A Yupper And An Aggie Were Arguing About Who Had The Best Way Of Folding A Parachute.

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One weekend, a yupper and an aggie were arguing about who had the best way
of folding a parachute. They finally decided the best way to judge would be
to go up in a plane, jump out, and see which parachute performed better.
So they both went up and jumped out of the plane at the same time. The yupper
pulled his ripcord first; the parachute opened and he began drifting slowly
towards the ground. Then the aggie pulled his ripcord, but nothing happened!
The aggie plummeted past the yupper. Cutting his parachute risers, the
yupper yelled, "Oh, so you wanna -RACE- now, eh?"