Three yuppers were discussing their preferences in female company. The
first one extolled the attractions of Marilyn Monroe. The second said that
only Raquel Welch could possibly be ideal for him. The third yupper pro-
tested that while Marilyn and Raquel had their good points, he would have
to hold out for Virginia Pippaleeny. "Who is she?" the first two yuppers
asked. "Well," said the third yupper, "I read about her in da paper today,"
as he held up the newspaper headline reading "SIX MEN DIE LAYING VIRGINIA
PIPELINE."
first one extolled the attractions of Marilyn Monroe. The second said that
only Raquel Welch could possibly be ideal for him. The third yupper pro-
tested that while Marilyn and Raquel had their good points, he would have
to hold out for Virginia Pippaleeny. "Who is she?" the first two yuppers
asked. "Well," said the third yupper, "I read about her in da paper today,"
as he held up the newspaper headline reading "SIX MEN DIE LAYING VIRGINIA
PIPELINE."
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