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  One yupper forced his way through some bushes and said, "Hey!...
• And there there were these three nuns, who died and went to heaven, like true nuns do.
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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
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• Two yuppers got lost while hunting in the woods. One turned to the other and said, "Grandpa Sven always said that if you are lost, you should fire three shots in the air.
  It's a distress signal, and someone will come to rescue....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• THE CIVIL SERVANT'S DOG ----------------------- Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
  The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw....
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