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• UK - 100 miles is a long distance. US - 100 years is a long time.
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• Where do you find 100 talking invertebrates? The US Senate
• Only In America A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
  We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off....
• Heard this joke from a friend's Dad who (as far as I know) never used a computer in his life.
  So St. Peter was questioning a certain black fellow at the Pearly Gate...
• No man is an island. But some of us are long peninsulas.
• The long habit of living indisposeth us to dying.
• It takes a long time to understand nothing.