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• You know the difference between the American and the Canadian Senate?
  In the US, you have to win an election to get in. In Canada, you have to lose one....
• Q: Where do you find a Turtle with no legs? A: Right where you left him.
• Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs? A: Right where you left it.
• If you can't get a job, get a senate appointment!!!
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• Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
• Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary