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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
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From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988
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From: fraser@engine.dec.com (Product Acoustics Group*MLO6-2/T13*223-8744)
Subject: Difference between US & UK...
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk
Date: 22 Nov 88 16:30:06 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation

UK - 100 miles is a long distance.

US - 100 years is a long time.